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Well, I just figured that I would add some more amusement to this off topic part. As most of you have noticed... highanddry will not show us a picture of himself, but always leaves little useless hints. I know that given 48 hours, I could find him, but I don't want to right now... my girlfriend is going skiing next week though, so I may have nothing else to do. I have compiled a list of reasons why he may not show his face:

He's horribly disfigured
He's just plain ugly
Witness Relocation
Hitman

And I had many more, but I'm tired right now. If you have any other reasons why Homer.... I mean highanddry will not show us himself, please post!
 

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A smart person would not want to find him or be found by him. Unless you are going to take him out before he gets you. :lol: My money is still on him being a hitman. :p
 

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Id tell you what he looks like, but he told me if i ever did, he would put on the santa suit and make me sit on his lap again.






















8O
 

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By the smile on your face, I was sure you enjoyed that pony ride, Josh.

96 - I'm gonna tell you exactly what I look like...I look like Santa, but only during this one week every year.

I could even be in your town as we speak. Now try finding me.

A chameleon never reveals his true colours. One thing I will say - I don't look anything like Swigger.

I'm sure Tracer-X now thinks Swigger=escortonspinnaz=highanddry. I might even be Slapyo, for crying out loud.
 

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highanddry said:
One thing I will say - I don't look anything like Swigger.
so what your saying is you drink your beer thru a straw.. naw man thats just wrong.. the only way to drink a beer is to swigger it.
 

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By guess, I'd say there are maybe 20 Escorts in town (other than the tramp who hangs out at the corner of Elgin and Market Streets - the red light district).

If you saw mine, you'd know it instantly. There would be no doubt in your mind. If you're not sure, it isn't mine.
 

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lol, some of us dont want our pics splattered all over the 'net. I wouldn't want to end up like marclar and his umbrella :lol:
 

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Finally, someone with some sense.

The gawd's honest truth is that it's simple - I like being anonymous when I'm on-line.

I live in a small town - everyone knows everyone. Everyone works at the same place. Also, I'm active in the community. Everything I say or do is heard or seen by someone, so I can never just speak or act without conscience. If I told someone that he is fat, it would somehow come back to haunt me (probably at work).

Here, I can call all of you fat, and the worst you can do in return is tell me I'm fat. I can deal with that. I'd kick yer a$$es, but I can deal with it.

That's all there is to it.

Bury this thread. We've got more interesting things to talk about - like marclar's umbrella.
 

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Bwa hahahahaha!!! I knew that was coming. I would have said it, but then he would have grabbed the vaseline AND the santa suit.... :(








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I'd like to see my avatar and your avatar go at it. I'm pretty sure your banana would get his a$$ handed to him.

My Yoshis are definitely quicker than your green guy, but he's pretty big and undoubtedly has large tusks. Might be interesting. I'd give it to my Yoshis if weapons were allowed.
 

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highanddry, your Yoshis have got to be tired. I mean just look at them go at it! They have been going non stop for weeks!
 
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