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Weirdest/oddest thing to ever happen to you?

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  1. austin86

    austin86 FEOA Member

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    So thought this be a cool thing to talk about.

    For me, It would have to be when I was chased by a schizophrenic circus midget clown looking person screaming that I'm in charge of the shadow people. :eek:
    I'm not sure what her deal was. Probably off her meds or something.

    What would you say is weirdest/oddest thing to ever happen to you?
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    marclar Moderator Staff Member

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    i flew down my parents stairs when i was like 4. not really flew, more like glided in space.
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    Pizzaman5000 FEOA Donator

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    Had a joint and a beer at the office before leaving work one night. Parked inches from "the" hydrant.

    I'm good to drive, but literally just finished a beer and a joint.
    I'm on campus and it's a home game.

    As I am reversing, a homeless guy on a bicycle towing a radio flyer wagon, with a cat sitting upright on a tiny pillow in the wagon; cut me off.
    I lost my train of thought and the hydrant ripped my front bumper off.
    15 seconds later a cop pulls up and I had to pass a field sobriety test. The cop said he could smell weed and beer. I told him I literally JUST polished them off.
    It was a close one, but I was confirmed 'good' to drive.

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