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Leaving my friends house in downtown, messing with the classic ricer (it's an accord, automatic, painted neon green).. get to the last stoplight before the highway a minute later and an older guy (mid-late 30's) pulls up next to me and revs... So i glance over and see a rather large car, so I'm guessing it a cadillac/lincoln/ect... So the guy looks over at me, then back to his girlfriend and laughs.. OK, so i roll my window down..
Guy - You think that japanese crap is fast, son?
Me - ... We can see, if you'd like..
Guy - I don't think you want to.. V-12
Me - ... so?
At this point the guy gets upset, and rolls his window back up.
So I look down at what the guy's driving and it's a '90ish V-12 Jaguar XJS?.. Whatever it is..
So the light turns green, and we're dead even through 1st.. second gear i full a few feet, then third i pull the rest of my car.. he never catches back up until i'm at 115.. We eventually slow back down, so I pull up beside him, expecting him to be a decent sport about it, at which time he SPITS ON MY CAR and speeds off..
.. just thought i'd share.. :)
 

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:) Yea.. his high-dollar perfomance vehicle lost to the $950 Ford Escort... even thought he had 3x the cylinder.. I would have told him it was a Ford, but it's a Mazda at heart, so I let it slide..

I don't think he even knew what he was racing.. he probably thought I was a civic.. :)
I don't think Jaguar was owned by Ford at the time.. I think that was a recent aquisition.. along with Land Rover
It's still a european company.. I don't know how much input Ford actually has in the design/construction of the Jaguar cars..
 

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They've got quite a bit of pull actually. Jaguar is using ford platforms for some of it's cars last I knew. Anyway, great kill...did you get the sore loser spit off your car? lol I woulda trailed his ass home and spit on his car twice. :roll:
 

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SPIT? LMAO the guy who shot out my taillights parked four cars down on the other side of the road tonight at the carnival i had my video camera needless to say a few things went down if anyone wants to see a countour get violated Pm me your email address.
 

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:D Thanks, guys.. I don't know about y'all, or how much experience you have, but where i'm from.....

If you are under 25, and mess with a white male above the age of 35, you will lose. The police/court system will NEVER take your word over the older, white male. It is more likely that you will get a date with Natalie Portman than win an argument/court case with a middle-aged white male. (Even if you have 2 eyewitnesses and he was alone.. they'll still believe him.. )
 

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I remember the first time i drove to chesapeake by mah self. I got lost coming back. and then a few nights later I found out that I wasnt really lost, just not driving far enough. I took 64 towards downtown norfolk, while i live on the naval baseside of norfolk. I never pay attention to road signs :D Now I do though. I didnt make it past the elizabeth river :eek: oops.


anyhow beyond my stupidity. I'll never forget when I talked my friend into racing an EGT with his galant S. Granted, the EGT lost, but he couldnt believe how much power the little econobox had.
 
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