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Ok the other morning one of my coworkers said "theres more to life than your Escort, like women..." and that pissed me off and got me thinking. Ten good reasons why Cars are better than Women (for the most part)
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1. You will ALWAYS know how to turn her on.
2. She loves it when you go to Autozone, and hates it when you go to the jewelry store.
3. You never have to watch your mouth around her
4. You never have to explain where you´ve been, because she´s normally the one that took you there.
5. She thinks a little gas is a good thing
6. She doesn´t get jealous when you ride in a friends car.
7. She always lets you give her a bath
8. The only jewelry you have to buy her is a rearview ornament that costs you $1.50 at a store.
9. She´ll let you play with her bra anytime you want (if she even wears one
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10. She lets you dress her up ANY way you want to
There ya go, enjoy
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1. You will ALWAYS know how to turn her on.
2. She loves it when you go to Autozone, and hates it when you go to the jewelry store.
3. You never have to watch your mouth around her
4. You never have to explain where you´ve been, because she´s normally the one that took you there.
5. She thinks a little gas is a good thing
6. She doesn´t get jealous when you ride in a friends car.
7. She always lets you give her a bath
8. The only jewelry you have to buy her is a rearview ornament that costs you $1.50 at a store.
9. She´ll let you play with her bra anytime you want (if she even wears one
10. She lets you dress her up ANY way you want to
There ya go, enjoy
