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This is the way Canadians are...selfless and always willing to help out a brother.

Come to our country and we'll arrange a gay marriage for you. Sorry, I'm already taken, but I know Fixitmattman has said he is single. He could fix your car by day and service your other fluids by night. And look at our good friend Juggernaut's avatar - he's obviously got some good rhythmic moves that could make all of your dreams come true.

We love you America *blows kiss*.
 

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CANADA TAKE ME PLZ

highanddry have a sister? how's your mom?
 

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Any hot american girls out there want to come to Canada?

I'd be willing to do my part for my country! :D lol
 

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GTScort said:
highanddry have a sister? how's your mom?
As luck would have it, I have one of each. Sadly though, neither is for sale. And even if they were....eeeeew!!

Skuce said:
Any hot american girls out there want to come to Canada?
See? Look - another selfless Canadian willing to throw himself on his sword for the benefit of a neighbour. Sometimes I think we do ourselves a disservice by always helping others and never expecting anything in return.

Josh_LX said:
high and dry, I think you've spent waayyyyy tooo much time in the northwest teratories(sp).
Territories. Don't be upset Josh, we can find someone for you too. Maybe a big bad French Canadian biker beoch. Or Chief Sitting Bear.
 

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highanddry said:
See? Look - another selfless Canadian willing to throw himself on his sword for the benefit of a neighbour. Sometimes I think we do ourselves a disservice by always helping others and never expecting anything in return.
Like when your government helped out the UK by taking those leaky/fire prone submarines off their hands by paying them $700million for the lot of them. That's some navy you guys have there. :wink:
 

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OWN3D!!

Very nicely stroked, thescortgt! I would never have expected something so a-propos and completely owned-ish from you.

You have silenced me *loud applause reverberates*...for the time being *a chorus of boos is heard*.
 
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