Time left till I'm a married man. :D
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So, where's the bachelor party??? And whose got the strippers??? LOL! Sorry, had to! have fun with that, and give us some pictures..... oh, as for a limo, well, just get some limo tint for the scort, and all is good!
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It's not too late.
As a newly married man (one and a half years), I feel the need to counsel you, so that you don't do something you will regret later:
1. Your sex life is just about to end.
2. The time you're allowed to spend working on your car (and on this website) are just about to be reduced by 90%.
3. Say goodbye to your drinking buddies.
4. Be prepared to spend all that "found" time on the "honey-do" list. Paint this, reno that, rub my feet, grovel, beg, dehumanize yourself
5. Like it or not, a mother-in-law comes with the wife. Mothers-in-law are just really bad things. "You shape up mister...you're not good enough for my little angel." Christ.
6. In four days, you will forfeit any decision-making powers you think you have. "Yes dear, of course dear."
I have simply one word for you....RUN :twisted: .
Nah, married life is great. Have fun. Don't f*ck up your vows and don't try to ram that ring on there in your nervousness. And don't drink too much; you'll have to perform like never before.
As a newly married man (one and a half years), I feel the need to counsel you, so that you don't do something you will regret later:
1. Your sex life is just about to end.
2. The time you're allowed to spend working on your car (and on this website) are just about to be reduced by 90%.
3. Say goodbye to your drinking buddies.
4. Be prepared to spend all that "found" time on the "honey-do" list. Paint this, reno that, rub my feet, grovel, beg, dehumanize yourself
5. Like it or not, a mother-in-law comes with the wife. Mothers-in-law are just really bad things. "You shape up mister...you're not good enough for my little angel." Christ.
6. In four days, you will forfeit any decision-making powers you think you have. "Yes dear, of course dear."
I have simply one word for you....RUN :twisted: .
Nah, married life is great. Have fun. Don't f*ck up your vows and don't try to ram that ring on there in your nervousness. And don't drink too much; you'll have to perform like never before.
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Yeah, and are you gonna do a live webcast back to FEOA.net from the honeymoon suite? We are, after all, like family.
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LMAO!highanddry said:
I dunno if I find that disturbing, or if I like that idea... 8)
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You know you like it, James, stop kidding yourself.
Congrats! Life long blessings to you both and all that required mushy stuff!
Congrats! Life long blessings to you both and all that required mushy stuff!
Webcam from the honey moon suite will be active............
Never! LOL :lol: Anyways, we are headed for Orlando, FL to go play at Universal Studios and all that good stuff down there. Thanks for all the well wishing.
Oh highanddry, she will let me still work on the scort but I'm on a budget now. Or at least that's what she thinks. :wink: j/k
Never! LOL :lol: Anyways, we are headed for Orlando, FL to go play at Universal Studios and all that good stuff down there. Thanks for all the well wishing.
Oh highanddry, she will let me still work on the scort but I'm on a budget now. Or at least that's what she thinks. :wink: j/k
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I think that we should give some damn clear corners as a wedding gift for that scort.... it would do it some good!
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No. I have a better idea for a wedding gift.
How about if we heist that enormous, gaudy wing off Broke Fo' Show's wagon and mount it on drivinonthinice's Escort.
How about if we heist that enormous, gaudy wing off Broke Fo' Show's wagon and mount it on drivinonthinice's Escort.
Actually it's got clear corners on it. Those are just some older pics. The weather never co-operates when I want to take a pic. And no ricer wing will ever find it's way on my Scort!!!! However, if you wanted to get me some new bushings I'd take those.
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congrats. marrige is a wonderful thing. me and mike (91 sleeper) were married in June. And what all the guys are saying about your sex life ending is not true at all! LMAO!
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I may be several years from marriage but I would like to wish you a wonderful future with your wife. I just hope that my future wife will accept my escort with me...
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Here's something to keep you occuppied until then... just start acting like your avatar!!! that will cure any cold feet that might have crept up, you won't be able to feel them after a while!
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The clock ticketh. Feel your bachelorhood drifting away.
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