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the person below me....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Josh_LX, Mar 19, 2006.

  1. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    False: I truly do not like cell phones, especially when used in cars.

    The person below me has been at work for some hours, and has managed to do nothing yet.
  2. Stro

    Stro New Member

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    Wow, I have not been involved with this thread yet, but this is REALLY true today. Great timing. Four hours of work so far, and all I have done is move my mouse in random cirlces to look and sound busy.

    Yay!

    The person below me has masturbated in the last 5 hours.....
  3. 98EscortDude

    98EscortDude New Member

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    False!

    The person below me was a victim of splashback today
  4. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    False: I have a garden hose for a member....literally.

    The person below me rubs their hands together in order to attract girls.
  5. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    I don't get that reference, so false.


    The person below me thinks it might be time to bump up the umbrella thread.
  6. madmatt2024

    madmatt2024 FEOA Member

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    True!
    Oh yes, the time has come for all the noobs to gaze upon its awesomeness.

    The person below me had the day off today.
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    racerboy FEOA Member

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    Being a full time student and it being summer, true.

    The person below me has owned a ford mustang
  8. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    False. I owned a Crown Vic once, which also had a 5.0 (making far less power). That's as close as I got.


    The person below me has used a spork in the past week.
  9. 98EscortDude

    98EscortDude New Member

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    False, been a few months probably.

    The person below me is starring in a leprechaun porno today for st. patricks day
  10. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    False. I punched that little f**cker when he tried to steal my beer.


    The person below me has operated an internal combustion engine within the walls of their own home.
  11. Intuit

    Intuit FEOA Member

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    Hadn't backed a car out of the garage in a week or two.

    The person below me will not acknowledge this post.
  12. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    False! I have to in order to keep the thread going as prescribed.


    The person below me has inquired about vented brake lines.
  13. Intuit

    Intuit FEOA Member

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    Missy New Member

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    false....

    The person below missed me while I was away. lol
  15. 98EscortDude

    98EscortDude New Member

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    False. Who are you again? Lol jk

    The person below me wishes they had chocolate pancakes for breakfest like me
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    rangestang FEOA Member

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    True

    The person below me has a garage that looks like a machine shop like mine...
  17. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    False, no garage. Furthermore, if I need to do anything under a car I have to go lay in sugar sand. Meh...


    The person below me didn't get the vented brake lines joke from earlier (see inflatable dartboard, headlight fluid, left-handed smoke shifter).
  18. Intuit

    Intuit FEOA Member

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    The person below Cymmantix understood it was a joke, but thought it more interesting to turn it into a lesson; especially since it reminded him of a past idle curiosity.

    The person below me will respond to this post under a different thread.
  19. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    False. I responded here because that's how I roll.

    The person below me understands that not every post needs to be informative.







    (Aside, threadjack; will not post in anti-hijack thread :loco: ): Hell, the overwhelming majority of mine aren't. I'm just here for fun.
  20. Intuit

    Intuit FEOA Member

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    The person above me understands that neither "Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:55 pm", "Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:54 pm" were informative, contained (stupid) jokes themselves.

    The person below me acknowledges the information in this post.

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