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i live in columbia, MD. if ya don't know it's a medium sized planned community. basically consists of soccer moms with mini vans, dads with suvs, and their fake thug sons with little old civics. tonight i pull up at a stop light and all three lanes are taken up by red hatchback civics. they'd have been identical except they got progressively older as you went down the line. now the first kid had the newest looking one, he had shaved off the insignias i guess so people didn't know he was driving the base model. i think he may have had the biggest fart can i'd ever seen. at first i saw a couple extra gauges so i thought maybe he had a turbo, but i later found out it was just a tach and a thermometer.... guess hondas don't come with those. anyways, i guess the next kid saved some money buying an older model and so he had clear tails and a fart can, his exhaust wasn't as big though. the third kid had this old rusted up super POS. he had an exhaust tip but the hangers were busted on most of his pipe so you could see his rusted out stock exhaust hanging from underneath. so these three gun it through two stop lights, the kid with the newest looking one wins by about half a car length over the second and the third trails by like half a mile. so the third kid pulls off and i pull up next to em. they look over at me and laugh, i guess cus i'm driving a ford. they rev at me anyways. so to make this overly long story short the light changes and since i'm so angry( :evil: ) i dump the clutch at around 3500 and take off. the only thing i have done to my car is a cone filter, but by the time i hit 2nd i was already 1 or 2 car lengths in front and i just kept putting distance. i made the next light and they didn't but i think i taught them that their japanese shit boxes don't come close to my escort. whew thanks peeps i just needed to vent
 
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