Yeah, clowns. Surely you remember...like the one that your mom paid to come to your 6th birthday party. You know, big shoes, white face with red nose, blew up balloons and twisted them all over the place, heavy stench of booze on his breath, grabbed your weiner then whispered in your ear that it was okay, and you later found out he was a known child molester who busted out of the half-way house he was in, only because the parole board made a major oversight when they should have fried his a$$ in the chair. Holy hell. If you're gonna get your panties in a twist because I called you a clown, you best not venture into Work Warning. I pretty much own Off-Topic now that James went to Tibet to find himself. If you want, I can make you my #1 Target, relieving jlo from the crown that he has been wearing since the first day he stumbled into O-T. I believe he has set FEOA's record as the Number One Zero (yes Cymmi, I'm still kicking on Chris Cornell). And if instead, you were just questioning the spelling of the word clown, I can assure you it is correct. Relax mofo. That's what O-T is about. You're welcome to toss some sh!t my way. Just not sure you wanna go there. To get back on-topic, which I loathe to do in a forum so inappropriately named, my wife does drink some white wine called Cat's Piss or something like that. I just tried to find a bottle lying around the bedroom but she musta cleaned up after her latest binge. Maybe the drinks with the most repulsive names are the best. Seems like a strange marketing strategy. You'd have to think that the company's Board of Directors laid some serious threats at the Marketing Department before ok'ing the name. If I brew up a batch of Cloudy Camel Kum (damn word filter), who's gonna be first in? 4Door?