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The 710 Cap

The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks
for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask, "What´s a seven ten
cap?"

She says, "You know, it´s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and
I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I´m thinking maybe an old
Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it´s a Buick.

"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What
does it do?" we ask.

She says, "I don´t know, but it´s always been there."

One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of
it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
she writes 710.

The guys on the opposite side of the counter are looking at as she writes
it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard. One guy
says, "I think you want an OIL cap."
 

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That´s funny. Hey Foxy, got any more pics of your car? I´d like to see what´s under the hood. Presuming you´ve got a Zetec motor?
 

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haha that´s great. was she blonde? :-] no offense to blondes but I did see one standing on the side of the road with a cop after she slid her V6 Mustang off the road and into the grassy median on the main drag tonight. Yes, I laughed and pointed.
To tell ya the truth, as much oil as I´ve put into that car I´ve never looked at my oil cap to see what it says...
 

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Thats alright my buddies a mechanic and the one day they had this lady come in and say i need you to look at my car the teapot light is on. He was perplexed what she ment . So he went and looked at it and here it was her oil light. So he went home and and asked his wife if she knew what the teapot was on the dash and she goes oh yeah the oil light. She was like thats what i used to call it too.
 

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The "teapot light!" That´s priceless! Just shows how a woman´s mind is wired entirely different from a man´s.
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Yeah, and I only hope that other lady didn´t drive to Pep Boys WITHOUT her 710 Cap!!!
 
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