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So earlier tonight I'm driving along on one of the main roads about 15 miles away from my house, when I pass a cop while doing a considerable amount of miles an hour over the speed limit. I think I'm toast so I slow down to the seed limit and wait for him to flip his cherries. He pulls out and follows me instead, apparently he didn't have his radar on. I make a left onto another large road and a right onto a smaller road that I know pretty well. When I'm sure he can't see me I floor it down towards a spot where I know I can do a quick turn around and come back in the opposite direction, waving merrily at the cop as I go by. He tries to pull a u-turn in his big crown victoria right after this but apparently is not familiar with the road and I can hear one of his tires on the crumbly part of the road that is constantly being washed into the creek that runs paralell to it. I look in my rear view and I see his headlights lurch downward as one of his wheels comes off the side of the road, laughing my arse off as I lay on the pedal after I'm out of his sight and go. I don't know whether he was actually stuck or not but I know one thing; and that's that he didn't follow me any more. ;p
 

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No my car looks like a POS but I'm always doing roughly 15-30 mph over the speed limit. I think that's the reason why they like me. ;p He never turned his cherries on, either, so there was no reason for me to stop.
 

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You...stinkin...punk!! grrrr

I've had three pull overs all resulting in tickets....one of which I didn't have to pay. Stupid...runners! it's not fair. I can't wait for them to tag you for 30 over and you have to sit in defensive driving for 4 hrs on a saturday at 7 am and get 6 points on your license. 8O
 

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You...stinkin...punk!! grrrr

I've had three pull overs all resulting in tickets....one of which I didn't have to pay. Stupid...runners! it's not fair. I can't wait for them to tag you for 30 over and you have to sit in defensive driving for 4 hrs on a saturday at 7 am and get 6 points on your license. 8O
30 over....WHAT!!!!!!!! I was like 16 over and i had to sit through that 4 hour class.........geez.
 

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really? they only make you go to class here if you're doin 20 over and the cop writes you a reckless driving ticket. my ticket was for like 27 over and i never paid it, although I paid the 30 for the 4 hr class, with 2 breaks. that class was a breeze.... and that ticket has been off my record since january of 02 :D
 

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Pulled over in the New Yorker for egging - No Ticket
Key to victory: Dump the eggs around a corner behind a car and deny everything.

Pulled over in the Escort for speeding - No Ticket
Key to victory: Be polite, tremble and well up some tears

Pulled over in the Grand Prix for having no taillights - No Ticket
Key to victory: Blame your mom

I've had 3 parking tickets and 2 photo radar tickets, that's all.
 

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Where I live the class lasts eight hours and lots of people get it for only doing 5 over. If you get a ticket, you're probably going to have to take it, apparently. Everybody I know who's gotten a ticket has had to take it. ^_^ Not me though.
 

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a few friends and i were cruising on a major speed-trap highway going approx 110-115mph. an unmarked copcar that was about 100ft ahead of us saw that we were speeding, kicks it into high gear hoping to catch up to is and hits a patch of black ice and slides directly into the middle divider totaling his car. and as we drive by in amazment and complete laughter, we saw him turn on his flashers in that mangled piece of metal that used to be a crown vic.
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late one nite i got the idea in my head to break the speed limit excessively on my way home. some guy in the distance with his brights on was catching up to me rather fast. by the time i was getting really suspicious i was approaching some curves and on those curves there were two roads to turn down for escape. one road branched off into three other roads, and the other road was a deadend. i took the deadend (why? i dont know). so i pull into one of the driveways, turn off my lights, and sit there for about five seconds. i turn my lights back on, back out of the driveway slowly like i was leaving this person's house, and approach the intersection where i get back on the road i was just on. and as i was about to turn back onto this road a statie speeds by and turns down the road that branches off. i went home as quickly and legally as i could after that.
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but, in another story, my friends and i almost got arrested for chucking ketchup and mayonasse packets at oncoming cars.
some guy followed us (we couldnt lose him, it was freakin' impossible) and called the cops on us. we got away with it by denying the whole thing, and the friend who admitted to tossing out the "materials" got out of a littering fine by crying.
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those were the days..
 
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