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so il be gone for awhile.

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  1. wicked1706

    wicked1706 New Member

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    at the end of june or july, il be deploying to afganistan for a year. i dont think il be on here at all. lol. but im excited. im still wondering if i should sell the escort and get a nice new car, or if i should keep it scrubby and give the escort the royal treatment
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    Stay safe over there man... I've got a friend in Qatar right now, and my dad is getting deployed again late this year.
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    I wonder how the ladies are in Afghanistan. Perhaps you best bring a 10 gallon tub of vaseline and a laminated pic of Jessica Alba. I bet they make sh!tty beer.

    I have a cousin who is willingly in Iraq in some special security role for important American doods. I'm quite sure he'll return in a bag. He's all proud of himself because he was interviewed for and is in print in one of Canadaland's national magazines (MacLean's). He also thinks it's great 'cos he's making $500 US a day. I don't have the heart to tell him that the loonie is above par with the greenback and that I make the same kind if dough without risking my life every waking moment.

    Oh well, he's a bit of a d!ck anyway. Hopefully, you're not as much of a d!ck and you'll come with a pulse.
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    Bring me back an Afghan princess.
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    wicked1706 New Member

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    haha i really dont think the girls there are worth a damn.

    but what really sucks, i turn 21 at the end of august. il be gone by then and you cant drink over there. you get in sh!t loads of trouble if you do.

    and no, im not gonna try to have anyone send me some jack inside of a listerine bottle! lol
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    You can always just drink the listerine. It's 40% alcohol.
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    bring me back some hash man. best of luck to ya
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    That's right. Afghanistan produces something like 70% of the world's opium. I bet its dirt cheap there. And I hear it mixes well with tobacco, so it probably does with weed too.
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    They would probably refuse to sell it to you, just like some stores refuse to sell it to natives depending where you live.
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    you guys do know that there are 2 completely different categories of alcohol right?

    lol, and what i hear is the way to smuggle alcohol into the armed forces is to have friends/family mail it to you in apple juice containers.
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    Damn straight! Be careful mover there! and thanks for protecting our lazy asses :p Ill be there in a few months too :-/
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    apple juice huh.... like juice boxes? lol that would be great. drinkin jack out of a juicy juice. lol.

    and when are you supposed to goin over? didnt know you was servin. or are you goin civilian side?
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    oh yeah and steve (uglyducklingescort) will be takin my car while im deployed. so it'l still technicaly be on the forum. lol.

    that'l be two escorts of mine that he has
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    you get to go to afghanistan, I leave sometime in the next week or so for Iraq.

    Anyone want a SVT Contour hit me up. :)
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    i was trying to go to iraq. we have two different detatchments goin out with in two months of eachother. but the iraq det is finance mos only. i carry two mos's. finance and wheel vehicle mechanic. id so rather go as the mechanic. so im goin to afgan.
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    Stay safe man, make us South West scorter's proud.
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    Stay safe over there. I have a friend that just got back from over there a few months ago and another one that is over there right now.
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    wooo! so this is my last full weekend to get completely fvckin drunk!! after that its all training basicaly until i deploy. i have one day off in wichita on the 15th next month, then leaving on the 16th. so that'l be my final party.

    STEVE YOU BETTER BE THERE!!!!!!!!! i wanna see you one last time before i leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (its really amazing the friends you make on this website. really some of the best.)
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    Make sure she has brains!
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    Mmm... brains.

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