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Pick the trollsy messages to be sprayed on my new beater!

Discussion in 'Exterior Modifications' started by Shotgun Chuck, Aug 24, 2017.

  1. Shotgun Chuck

    Shotgun Chuck FEOA Member

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    I finally sealed the deal and bought my $280 Escort wagon, already flat black from a previous owner. I have florescent orange spray paint and am planning to acquire lettering stencils; when this is done, I plan to apply obnoxious messages to the tailgate and possibly hood of this car. So, help me come up with ideas for what they should say.

    First I came up with was "NO WAY YOULL CATCH ME" on the tailgate and "NO WAY YOULL ESCAPE" on the hood, with that one possibly reversed to show up properly in rear view mirrors. Others don't bear mentioning due to being either stupid or too dark.

    Whatever message is eventually applied will likely be accompanied by flames off all four wheel wells, along with large #92s on both front doors and the roof.
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    ShakeZilla19 My name is ^^^

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    Since you mentioned flames. "Sake Rocket"
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    TRUMP 2020 will probably get the most attention (and scratches). Or you could post something about how often the car stops at your mom's house.
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    or better yet...... Hillary 2020.
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