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We British should be very proud because...

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and
a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy light were plugged in.

British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Christmas cracker pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skulls whilst throwing up into the
toilet

............................RULE BRITANNIA!!

Penny :D
 

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damn, and i thought america was always looked down upon compared to britain. but seriously, that first half is resembles of what goes on in the states.
 

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Yeah, that was a misleading title, Penny. Canada is the same for that first half. Real funny though!
 

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so, then i guess the title should be something like "only in all around the world, except for the 3rd-world countries who are too poor to have nonsense like this..."

or something to that nature.
 

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DeathSlinger00 said:
so, then i guess the title should be something like "only in all around the world, except for the 3rd-world countries who are too poor to have nonsense like this..."

or something to that nature.
That's what I was thinking.
 
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