Go away :lol: .
I'm highanddry. Sooner or later I'm gonna piss you off, if I haven't already. Until then, I hope we get along.
Here's the hierarchy...
Slapyo's the boss (ADMIN). Never cross him. He's mean as all hell. He practices voodoo, so even if you think you're safe you're not. We always say, "Yes Slapyo, sir" whenever he asks questions. He wants it that way and those of us that have survived have learned not to ask questions.
Slapyo's got some henchmen (MODERATORS) to do some of the dirty work that he doesn't have time for. They're all really weird, unpredictable and break fingers at the drop of a hat. Be particularly cautious around siragan; he eats children. There's another MODERATOR, James, who rarely says anything, but he's also lurking in the tall grass, waiting to prey on you. He's rumoured to be 7'2" and 450 pounds of solid muscle, but nobody's ever seen him.
Under the henchmen are all the little ants, like you and me. We're completely subservient. If you're told to jump, just do it. They can't actually see how high you jump, but I wouldn't take any chances. There's one ant, named Beaverboy, that has three heads, but he lost his left testicle in a strange bet made by another ant.
I don't know what else to tell you. Lots of really odd things happen around here.
Oh and one more word of caution...you can never leave the FEOA "family". You'd be hunted down and killed before you drew your next breath.
Enjoy!