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well its finally happened the time ive been waiting for for so long now has finaly come. our baby boy was born thurday december 9th at 2:39 pm so we finaly have another adition to the escort loving family.i will post updated pictures every once in a wile for those who would like to keep up to date. but here are the ones i have so far go to: http://www.slightlyaltered.com/id69.htm . scroll to the bottom to see the new pictures. ive been at the hospital for three days and im tired and starving so i will be back to chat later.
 

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Congratulations. Hope all is well with the kid and the mother. As long as he/she comes outta there with two legs, two arms, a head and no disabling conditions, then it's a success.

I'm thinking of highanddry jr for the baby my wife and I are expecting in January. Maybe HJ. No. It's bad enough that there is one of me.

Now get back to looking after the boy and the mother. She just did the equivalent of farting out a football. If she wants you to lick between her toes, you owe it to her to do it...and with a smile.
 

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Congrats man! hopefully 15 years from now u can pass a scort down to him, and he can join up our online family.. hehe..
 

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highanddry said:
...I'm thinking of highanddry jr for the baby my wife and I are expecting in January. Maybe HJ. No. It's bad enough that there is one of me.

Now get back to looking after the boy and the mother. She just did the equivalent of farting out a football. If she wants you to lick between her toes, you owe it to her to do it...and with a smile.
:lol: :lol: ....nice way to throw in the football....haha. And instead of highanddry...what about naming him MoonUnit?? :p
 

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Congrats man! And highanddry... the real test for the child to see if it's ok is whether or not he likes escorts. If you notice at a young age that he loves them.... there's a problem! LOL! young kids should be lookin at exotic cars with hot girls laying across them. Cars like the escort are an acquired taste... and after today, one that's hitting the bitter taste buds! LOL! But ya, congrats again! As for not passing the car down to him... in 15 years, that's the only way he'll find an escort!
 
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