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Muffler bearings, blinker fluid, wiper blade sharpeners

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by uglyducklingescort, Oct 21, 2008.

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    uglyducklingescort New Member

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    Ok that is a start. I looking for a great collection of these.

    Apex seals, was a new one to me and so was the carb. belt.

    Anyone???? LOL

    -Steve
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    gas tank compressor, trunkview mirror, automatic brake locks, dipstick trickle charger, run flat steering wheels, rack and pinion rotors, exhaust pipe cap, straight forward headers, automatic wiper blade ejectors, emergency oil cut-off switch, radiator blow-off valve, diaper leak tracer, cruise control that works in reverse, sand injection system, transmission case adjuster, antilock door locks, quick release tires with easy break-away bolts, cabin bay exhaust distributor, air bag ejector, blow-off gas cap, muffler window, combustion chamber extinguisher, gas tank release switch, tire air filter, cross-drilled distributor cap, exhaust intake filter, flux capacitor, trunk temperature sensor, ESP navigator system, windshield wiper fluid pressure release valve, automatic electrical system circuit breakers
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    Go to the Mercedes-Benz dealership they have actual muffler bearings, no joke. $100 each iirc.
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    This is no joke, one time a guy called Napa where I work and said his mechanic told him he needed elbow grease. He asked us if we carried any. :eek: :lol:
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    One day back in high school, the automotives teacher was sick, and the substitute (some old lady) asked our class what we were supposed to be working on. One of the guys told her we were supposed to be working on or class project but we couldn't because the confibulator nut spindle tool hadn't been delivered yet. She bought it, and we didn't have to do anything for two days.
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    all of this is some funny #2!! :lol:
    I have GOT to use some of these on the dip$h!ts that come into my store. You know the one that think they are the master mechanic and dont want helpful advice in going in the right direction and dont really know anything?
    Please post more....
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    i thought apex seals were the seals on rotary motors?
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    I once had my fuel-injected carburetor go out on me. I replaced that and advanced my air conditioner timing belt 20 Fahrenheit degrees. Man, was that thing cold!
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    yep apex seals are real, thats what i thought. the are rotary motors "piston rings" pretty much but not really
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    Yes they are real. They are what blows out the exhaust when too much boost is added.
    [​IMG]
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    Heard about a car salesman that asked dealer service to add a '4 wheel drive button' to a 2 wheel drive SUV. "That is what makes it 4x4"
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    lol poor rotary guys
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    Damn like a chastity belt for an Rx7, covers both holes and once it is blown there is no going back......

    -Steve
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    Cross drilled distributor cap made me ROFL.


    I guess it's just as easy to make stuff up.
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    Somewhat related : A classified add in this weeks Auto Guide ..

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