We should be able to get a few more miles out of such a promising thread as this.
DeathSlinger00 said:
A guy with a name like Deathslinger should be able to drink a keg of Guinness and then go tight rope walking across Niagara Falls. Man, I'm really disappointed in you. I thought you were alright, but now I'm gonna have to reconsider. My wife can easily drink you under the table and she weighs about 115 lbs. I'd set up a drinking challenge between you and her, but she's pregnant right now; we'll have to wait.
The most I ever saw a guy drink was at university. A friend of mine (weighed about 230 lbs at the time), drank a ridiculous amount of everything on his 22 birthday. I'd be lying if I told you he drank less than 60 oz of liquor, plus at least two pitchers of beer (from my dim recollection). He spewed absolutely everywhere; I mean he unswallowed bad. Black and green and yellow sh!t everywhere. But I've never seen anyone drink like he did that night.
Another hard drinking friend of mine, while already drunk, got a little pissed off at some retard who thought he was quite a drinker during our regular homecoming football drinking game of Wheel of Misfortune (we should have patented it). So my buddy poured an entire 26'er or rye into a pitcher, added a can of coke and bonged the thing in about eight seconds. For about 2 minutes, we were all :notworthy: . Then he stumbled over to the adjoining apartment, collapsed on his bed, told me to f*ck off and did the technicolour yawn everywhere.
Fate brought those two boozers and me together at university. I was completely over-matched and my liver has never been the same. Now, we're all fat, married, with kids (or kids on the way), own houses, have respectable jobs and are role models for nobody.
Don't let this happen to you! Just say no.