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I ran out to do some errands yesterday. I return to find that my wife has hung up some Xmas ornaments and decorative stuff. That's ok; less for me to do.
Then I see one of my torque wrenches on the kitchen counter. Huh?
highanddry: "Hon, why is my torque wrench in the kitchen?"
wife: "Oh, I dunno."
highanddry: "Whatta ya mean, 'I dunno'? It was in the garage when I left."
wife: "Well, I couldn't find a hammer, so I used the torquey-thingy."
highanddry: "I don't suppose you realize it's a sensitive, calibrated tool?"
I love my wife, I really do. But clearly, there are fundamental differences between men and women. Know what you're getting into before you enter the sanctity of marriage. There were no less than four hammers in the garage that she walked by before she found the torque wrench.
Then I see one of my torque wrenches on the kitchen counter. Huh?
highanddry: "Hon, why is my torque wrench in the kitchen?"
wife: "Oh, I dunno."
highanddry: "Whatta ya mean, 'I dunno'? It was in the garage when I left."
wife: "Well, I couldn't find a hammer, so I used the torquey-thingy."
highanddry: "I don't suppose you realize it's a sensitive, calibrated tool?"
I love my wife, I really do. But clearly, there are fundamental differences between men and women. Know what you're getting into before you enter the sanctity of marriage. There were no less than four hammers in the garage that she walked by before she found the torque wrench.