Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Striker1211, Jun 28, 2007.
No. I'm right. Say uncle.
Update... found out they slept together the very next day after we broke up. That's a fucking burn. Anyone ever got an std test? Are they free? Do you have to stick things in your pee hole like my friend tells me? Oh and when we were finishing our argument in her car she pointed at my car and said that is never gonna get you laid or something like that. How fucking immature.... at least i didnt have to freeze in the winter and cook in the summer like her POS. bah.... im going to some parties and maybe i can build back some self-esteem.
I don't know about that, but I walk around with a coat hanger in my pee hole sometimes just to stretch it out.
I hate to break it to you, but if she was referring to an Escort, she's right. You'd have a better chance of getting laid in a riding lawnmower.
Well uncle Steve, You're wrong HAHA! infinity! No answer bacvks! I win HAHAHA!!!! I am a master debator!!
depends what your testing for. join the military, you get a free std test upon entry and mandatory tests every 2 years. and if any time between that it hurts when you pee, you just go and take a free test.
Wow, alcohol helped me fall (almost literally) asleep. No hangover either.
Alcohol helps like that, that's why I was drinking so much.. didn't get sad trying to fall asleep alone because I generally just passed out. The name of the game is distraction, and once you get that down you can begin to move on.
My Escort looks way worse than yours, and I stil get laid.
The term started in natitcal circles.
High and Dry meant you'd found your ship to be so far above the high
tide level that it was dry on the bottom with no hope of getting wet
again without majot work to move it.
"Art is like beer. Only you can keep drinking beer for a long time
and the price is nice."
Maybe you need to hook up with this woman:
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Love only stinks if your girl doesn't hose her rat's nest out. Otherwise it smells like roses.
You got that girl's number for me?
ok dude, honestly, a really really good first step is to find that guy she cheated on you with an beat the shit out of him. trust me, you will feel SOOOOO much better. if he's bigger then you, then use ur "classless escort" to run his ass over in. you wont feel as good as doin the damage with ur own 2 hands, but you still get the satisfaction of knowing she downgraded to some that you can take out.
then after that, go sleep with some girls that are really close to her, like sisters or best friends. if you talk to their friends and give them the sad story on how hurt you are, they really try and be there for you. be all like, thank you, and take them on a date, then home, feed them some stuff like they have treated you better in the past two days then that other bitch did in 2 years, blah blah blah, and shablam! hell, maybe yal might even make something of it.
im all about retaliation if you havent noticed
The guy she cheated with doesn't necessarily have an ass-kicking coming. He may not have known she had a boyfriend. If he didn't, he's an innocent bystander, a victim of circumstance. If he did, destroy his world.
Or just move on. The less you think about it the better!
Don't waste your time retaliating. It's better spent moving onto another relationship.
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