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  1. vorwarts

    vorwarts Guest

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    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/wheels/car.asp?CarID=63
    I was just browsing google images for zx2 while taking a break and found that. She's a woman, who's a marketing manager, dressed all fancy, standing in front of something that looks like it should be driven by a getto white kid rapper wannabe. And she calls her car "bling bling" hahahah. This has to be the most absurd match of car and driver I've ever seen.

    But this also makes me wonder about the rest of the escorts. What do you guys think the Escort drivers are like in comparison to other cars. Or have you noticed any other patterns?

    One obvious thing is the wimps that drive around in gigantic trucks in an effort to make up for their lack of balls. I also noticed that out of sports cars old ladies seem to like mustangs the most lol. Then who can forget the blacks and cadillacs, or mexicans and civics.
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    The only escort drivers I see around my state are old bags.
  3. BOSS302man

    BOSS302man FEOA Donator

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    I might get a lot of looks with my Escort. I'm 52 and have a '91 EGT (Pictured below) My gray beard is a dead give away on my age. I'm always looking for some young kid to wanna race an old man. I have fun with that. I NEVER get anyone who wants to race me in my BOSS 302. At least anything serious. The sound alone from that car tells a lot.
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    "One obvious thing is the wimps that drive around in gigantic trucks in an effort to make up for their lack of balls. I also noticed that out of sports cars old ladies seem to like mustangs the most lol. Then who can forget the blacks and cadillacs, or mexicans and civics."

    Could not have said it better myself! I live in Tennessee and i have to tell you that I personally CAN NOT STAND these kids with all these damn 4wheels drive, monster truck "wanna be's"!! Loud ass barking pipes that are louder than my Vance & Hines on my Harley. And as mentioned in the first post, they all look like douche bags that are trying to compensate for something and draw attention to themselves.
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    Have the fake 18 wheeler 5" wide smoke stacks modified onto pickup trucks made it to your area yet? I've seen a few of these fools already, putting a 5" smoke stack in the middle of your pickup truck has to be the dumbest redneck mod I've ever seen in my life. They always make their diesels run too rich too so they can show off all the soot blowing out of them.
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    Tons of those trucks here. They sound really nice but it gets old after a while.
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    Are you sure a car is a reflection of its owner? My car is so dirty it'd give you diseases just by touching it.
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    Around here the stacks are functional.
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    Are you sure it's not being driven by a komoto dragon?
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    Seems to me that most escort owners are underweight tall gangly folks...such as myself
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    Yeah I've noticed the thing about tall gangly underweight people too. I've also noticed a lot of musicians in my area drive the wagons, presumably for the same reason I drive one being that its one of the few cars that you can fit two half stacks or a full five piece drum kit in and still get 30 mpg.
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    +2 haha I'm a scrawny bastard too.

    Most of the Escort owners around these parts are old people. They tend to prefer the wagons and they keep them in nice shape. Then you have the high school and college kids who drive the LX hatches with multicolour body panels and stuff. I see the occasional beat up EGT (mostly driven by women).

    There are TONS of ZX2 around here, but I don't pay much attention to who drives them since I'm a 2nd gen guy.

    Having an Escort is a good way to keep on the low key around here, since the cops have enough dumbass riced-out Cavis to pull over.
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    +3
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    +4 8O
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    +5 I wouldn't say I'm scrawny but I am thin.
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    add one more to the scrawny crowd
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    im not scrawny, im like a sorta short, burly kid, i got wicked wide shoulder and stuff sorta muscular..lol

    i seem to be the only one in my town with a 2gen pony... ive seen many escorts driven by mainly old people, and in my school of 3500 kids only one other kid drives an LX and its between 91 and 93
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    Has a pattern emerged yet? + whatever .....me too
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    and i... not really scrawny, but tall and lanky

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