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Lamp.

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  1. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    Can't hurt if you've got the time. If anything, it'll annoy him - which will be worth the effort alone.
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    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    Well, last night I happened to find a parking space at the plant right next to what appeared to be his car. It looks like it, same colour, rusty, and really how many of this gen Escort are there left? You don't see them around. I could not find any identifying paperwork looking in the windows. It has a red stripe along the molding. IIRC that was a distinction his car had.
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    Leave him a note warning of his impending urethral sporking.
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    He replied to my email today and yes it is his car.
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    Ha! Sporking is definitely in order.
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    I gave Lamp's cord an inline switch.
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    This continued ricing of Lamp disappoints me.
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    Don't worry. Lamp will someday be put out of its misery, after I buy it a fishmouth front fascia and leave it primered for 4 years while the rest of it rusts away.
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    Also, James is an arse.
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  11. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    The final straw will be when Lamp is crafted to look exactly like that grey Civic that used to be down the street from you, with mismatched and unpainted body kit, summer steelies and all. James and that Blockbuster guy will have a contest over it to see who can be the biggest douchebag.
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    I will pitch that idea to Simon Cowell.
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    If there's anything that his continued success proves, it's that America loves douches.
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    "America loves douches"

    That's the working title for the pitch.
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    womp womper.

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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    That's not bad, but would be better with Nintendo 64 parts. BTW this thread is now approaching 10 years old.
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    Gasp! I though Ryan was dead but he has just been ruining PS1's instead.
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    So is your emotional age.
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    On this forum, that is a liberal estimate.
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    So, what's going on in Lampland these days?

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