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A rabbit and a snake, both born blind, accidentally bumped into each other. Said rabbit to snake, "Could you tell me what I am - I´m blind so have never seen myself?" Snake felt all over rabbit from top of ears to fluffy tail and said, "Rabbit, yes definitely a rabbit. Now would you tell me what I am too?" The rabbit felt all over snake from his nose to his tail and said, "You have a forked tongue, you´re slimey and you´ve got no balls - almost certainly a Frenchman!!" :-]
 

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02-04-2003 at 16:39, FourDiceS04 wrote:
ha. ha. im french
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:-( So very, very sorry - must be awful for you. ;-)
 

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nah i don´t take it personnaly because otherwise i woud think that all americans are ignorant...

i just wonder where these jokes come from...

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lol I think i´m part french...but I´m like 50% German I know that. apart from all that I´m 100% lazy American! (but i´m not fat...hehe) ;-)
 

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02-04-2003 at 16:45, FourDiceS04 wrote:
nah i don´t take it personnaly because otherwise i woud think that all americans are ignorant...

i just wonder where these jokes come from...

:-Y England!! ;-)
 
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