[Foxy]

A rabbit and a snake, both born blind, accidentally bumped into each other. Said rabbit to snake, "Could you tell me what I am - I´m blind so have never seen myself?" Snake felt all over rabbit from top of ears to fluffy tail and said, "Rabbit, yes definitely a rabbit. Now would you tell me what I am too?" The rabbit felt all over snake from his nose to his tail and said, "You have a forked tongue, you´re slimey and you´ve got no balls - almost certainly a Frenchman!!" :-]

 

[FourDiceS]

ha. ha. im french

 

[Foxy]

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02-04-2003 at 16:39, FourDiceS04 wrote:
ha. ha. im french

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:-( So very, very sorry - must be awful for you. ;-)

 

[FourDiceS]

nah i don´t take it personnaly because otherwise i woud think that all americans are ignorant...

i just wonder where these jokes come from...

[ This message was edited by: FourDiceS04 on 02-04-2003 16:47 ]

 

[MadBrad]

nice

 

[Arakele]

heh now thats amusing

 

[James92Scort]

lol I think i´m part french...but I´m like 50% German I know that. apart from all that I´m 100% lazy American! (but i´m not fat...hehe) ;-)

 

[Foxy]

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02-04-2003 at 16:45, FourDiceS04 wrote:
nah i don´t take it personnaly because otherwise i woud think that all americans are ignorant...

i just wonder where these jokes come from...

:-Y England!! ;-)

 

[Juggernaut]

blind animals groping...what are jokes coming to these days...
;-) :-]