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I wrote a jingle (ww/nws)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pos_clunker, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. pos_clunker

    pos_clunker Guest

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    What would you dooooooo at a blond dike bar?
    Oh, that curvaceously half-dressed hottie already wet and slick not wanting your diiiiiiick.
    What would you dooooooo at a blond dike bar?
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  4. MadBrad

    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    There's something different about this place...

    Wait! This lesbian bar has no fire exits! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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    win0857 FEOA Member

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    I heard of a house built by a carpenter crew consisting only of lesbian's.......

    There wasn't a stud in the whole house,the whole house is tongue in groove.
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    sissor-me-timbers mr. hat!
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    mnkyslut FEOA Member

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    Most common phrase heard at a gay bar?

    May I push in your stool?
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    lmfao...
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    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    How do you know this?
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    mnkyslut FEOA Member

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    Not first hand.
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    pos_clunker Guest

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    That reminds me. One of my friends told me he drinks Vodka instead of beer because beer tastes like piss. I should him how he knows that.
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    mnkyslut FEOA Member

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    Fixed it for ya. :)
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    96EscortLX New Member

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    How do you triple the seating at a gay bar???


    Turn the stools upside down!
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    how do you know that?
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    you're grammer is horible, its "i him should he know that how"; jeese, read a bike evry onece in a wile and lern to spel. i here hooked on spandex works wonedurs for teh mind

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