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insomnia.......yeah, i don´t sleep very much.....so, here´s a story for you...
christmas day, slept til 4, was ruddly awakened by the noise little bastards i call brothers...so, i wake up, go downstairs, open gifts HOORAY!....make breakfast, and go to sleep around 9 after breakfast....sleep til 12..... play pool and watch movies all day and night til around 1 or 2 am......come up stairs, and find that i can´t sleep, so, i play candystand pool for awhile, bowl for another while, and get board, so i go and cruise the web searching for a car to by my g/f...don´t worry it´s only gonna be a matchbox car, due to the fact that she doesn´t have a lisence, and i´m too cheap to buy a real car....so, i find cars and they are alllllll expensive....so, it´s rolling around 5 or 6 by this time.....i´m still awake.......play some more candystand pool.....now it´s like 9.......so, at 9, i finally got to sleep for what it´s worth......so, i sleep off and on till about 11, when i´m rudely awakened yet again...this time it´s my mom...
she can´t get her car start....well, my car....we share the 89 buick electra, being as she only goes out once a week, and i have a back up car...so,she says it won´t start, and she gives me 5 mins to start it.....so, i put on my pants, i can hear her yelling downstairs, put on my jacket, waltz downstairs, grab the keys, and embark down my snowed over drive way....
i get to the car, open the door....... push the gas pedal down 1/4 of the way down....insert the key, and turn..
*VAROOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOOOM!*
the baby fires up the 1st try....so, i get out and being the gentleman that i am, i start to clear off her windsheild, and what not, so, she comes roaring outside, i just stand there, cleaning off the windsheild, i look over, nodd, and continue......she takes the scrapper outta my hand, and says "get the hell outta here"...hand her the scrapper and come inside.....
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aaaaaaaa women,..ooo bad idea, how bout? ........aaaaaaaaaaa my mom!...
christmas day, slept til 4, was ruddly awakened by the noise little bastards i call brothers...so, i wake up, go downstairs, open gifts HOORAY!....make breakfast, and go to sleep around 9 after breakfast....sleep til 12..... play pool and watch movies all day and night til around 1 or 2 am......come up stairs, and find that i can´t sleep, so, i play candystand pool for awhile, bowl for another while, and get board, so i go and cruise the web searching for a car to by my g/f...don´t worry it´s only gonna be a matchbox car, due to the fact that she doesn´t have a lisence, and i´m too cheap to buy a real car....so, i find cars and they are alllllll expensive....so, it´s rolling around 5 or 6 by this time.....i´m still awake.......play some more candystand pool.....now it´s like 9.......so, at 9, i finally got to sleep for what it´s worth......so, i sleep off and on till about 11, when i´m rudely awakened yet again...this time it´s my mom...
she can´t get her car start....well, my car....we share the 89 buick electra, being as she only goes out once a week, and i have a back up car...so,she says it won´t start, and she gives me 5 mins to start it.....so, i put on my pants, i can hear her yelling downstairs, put on my jacket, waltz downstairs, grab the keys, and embark down my snowed over drive way....
i get to the car, open the door....... push the gas pedal down 1/4 of the way down....insert the key, and turn..
*VAROOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOOOM!*
the baby fires up the 1st try....so, i get out and being the gentleman that i am, i start to clear off her windsheild, and what not, so, she comes roaring outside, i just stand there, cleaning off the windsheild, i look over, nodd, and continue......she takes the scrapper outta my hand, and says "get the hell outta here"...hand her the scrapper and come inside.....
aaaaaaaa women,..ooo bad idea, how bout? ........aaaaaaaaaaa my mom!...
