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I enjoyed my Troll

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  1. focus2000

    focus2000 FEOA Member

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    I changed someones description to fit my vehicle and then text spammed it to everyone today so they could know about my car.
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    Most vehicles are forgettable, but then there is the 1993 Ford Escort LX. This high-performance vehicle provides a memorable experience each time you drive it. The engineers at Ford, without question, designed a masterful automobile that provides all of the "essential perks" needed for someone like you. Sophistication, performance, style and class all wrapped up in this rare Ford Escort.
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    The car pictured is an LX Sport.
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    It's a beautiful thing. The only possible improvement to its timeless, classical design would be switching to the Canadian manual seat belts.
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    focus2000 FEOA Member

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    Yes, My car is white and looks identical to the one pictured I probably should of added Sport to make my Troll more believable!
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    focus2000 FEOA Member

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    Yes! ive spent $200 total on replacing both sides to have working auto belts and when my girlfriend gets in the car the passenger one always screws up still, my escort belt locking up ruined my thanksgiving as it got me really pissed off.
  6. Cymmantix

    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    The 88hp rating is severely understated by the manufacturer.



    /s (obv.)
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    copcarguy FEOA Member

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    That sounds like the description of that "Ford Escort Fleet" that was on eBay recently.
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  8. MadBrad

    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    The Canadian GT had the mice. My dealer thought my car was from the US.
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    focus2000 FEOA Member

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    That is exactly what I did, when I saw that ebay ad, it grabbed me by the bawls in awesomeness and I had to make it my own!
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    Cymmantix My old archenemy, RAKES!

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    Madbrad lives. By proxy, so does Lamp.
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    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    lamp is here
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