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I dont want to start any kind of flaming of honda's or anything like that,i just want to know some good honda diss'es..so far i have

1.speed kills: drive a honda and live forever
2.my lugnuts require more torque than your honda produces
3.Hondas are like the special olympics,even if they win they are still retarded!!!
4.HONDAS are like TAMPONS...Every PUSSY has One.
 

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:roll: oh geez what a way to win friends by dissing someone that has a popular car. USUALLY when people say what you just said, are just jealous or just a wee bit immature. if it wasnt for Hondas being so popular, the sport compact scene wouldnt be what it is today...
 

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irony: in reality, OUR cars are the pieces of shit. It's like flaming a lamborghini from your golf cart.

I wish all this bullshit about civic/escort flaming would stop. Both are great cars, and both people are entitled to their own opinion.

When I picked up my new escort GT in massachusettes, there was a very riced out civic at the gas station fueling up and he said he liked my EGT. I returned the favor and said I liked his civic (even though I can't say I did really like it). I don't see where this all got started, but there are so many people on these forums who have been brainwashed into thinking that civics are evil when really the majority of the guys who drive them are just cool katz like us :)

Regardless, I like #1 the best :D
 

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it's not the civics i despise (though there really are some gaudy looking bodykits n stuff out there, you gotta admit...), it's the drivers. mainly, the stereotypical one, which there are tons of in my town. but i know a few ppl with hooked up civics who are great friends of mine. one of the civi's is actually pretty nice, very far from gaudy. every situation is different, but it still doesn't call for insults
 

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okay siragan and juggernaut are right, sometimes the civics look horrible, and other times they look nice as hell. BUT its the drivers that get me, they are practically laying down in the car, and upsidedown backwards visors, the punks basically. My escort is far from fast, but i do what i can to make it look good. ive gotten a few compliments, and quite a few disses. My ex gf had a civic, and she really hooked it up. it was a fast car too. Some times they cars and drivers fit the description and other times they dont. but just think, like primerguru said, where would the compact scene be with out the little hondas. and the cavilers, and even lately (ive seen quite a few) the neon. they all can look good, its a matter of taste and opinion.
 

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well now, civics are cheap, and easy to do anything to. all major import providers offer parts for the civic. its just an overwhelming amount of civics, that people have done stuff to. and about the paint job, i dont get your wheels, but doing the wings and stuff, get the car painted with the wing, maybe all the body work will be done, then painted, whats the point in seperate paint jobs?
 

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I actually see quite a few ricer american cars, if you can still call them ricer's... I've seen lots of cavaliers with bookshelf wings, more neons than cavaliers in fact, and even a few, dare I say it, escorts.
 
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