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well, i have 2 stories for you...

one,i raced a jeep grand cherokee...
he passed me, i downshifted and took off, ran outta room, slowed down, cut behind him, passed him, doing over 100mp... i passed 2 riced out preludes....than the dude in the jeep caught up to me as i was pulling off, and his g/f threw me the finger...

--now, for the incredibly stupid

i was flying down 65, doing 90, and i was messing w/ a mustang 5.o when my passenger point out a cop, in the intersection...i tried to slow, but it wouldn´t happen, so, i flew threw the intersection, and my light turned yellow, i down shifted and took off, i was doing ~115 at this time, and i wasn´t looking back....i successfully got away, b/c i pulled onto a back road and headed to texaco.....what an adrenline rush!!!!
 

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sorry guys, school...but heres a better description of what happened....

well friday night, coming back from seeing the "HUNTED", good movie, so, my date and are heading back to sewickley to e´n´p...we´re coming back, and this jeep grand cherokee starts to pass me so, i said, what the hell, downshifted into 4th, and took off...i fly past him doing 85.....i ran into a little traffic, so i slowed down, he flew past me, so, i swerved in behind him, and tailed him, til i could hit a lane where it was wide open.....when i got the chance i took off....i flew past him again, at this time i´m doing around 105mph....i flew past some riceburners, and the guy in the jeep was no where in sight, so, quickley approaching my exit, i slow down to get off , as i´m getting off, i see the jeep heading my way......so, i figure what the hell maybe a thumbs up will be nice.....the guy´s g/f flips me the bird...
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sorry didn´t get to finish my topic, class switch and all...but anyway...

saturday night...
my other g/f and i (yeah, i have multiple g/f´s), drove around for awhile, we just got off the sewickley bridge, and i decided to head to texaco, and go to the bathroom and what not, as i was getting onto 65, a mustang 5.0 pulled behind me and passed me...so, i looked at my passenger, and she nodded, and i than downshifted and sprinted to catch up to the mustang...well, i definantly caught up, so, i started passing him/......coming to the hays ville intersection, i´m doing about 75-80, going towards this exit.....my passenger yells COP! i look around, and there it sits, waiting to come onto 65....so, i hit the exit doing 85, the light turned yellow, and i was like screw it, downshifted and took off.....i´m now flying at 115-120mph....flying down 65......so, i´m going, i look in my rear view mirror, and see the cop come on, i was gone....i found the 1st exit, and took it....to my benefit, it was a off road into the woods, i slowed downshifted, slowed downshifted....screeeched into the road, and sped so i was outta view of the road....

it was a rush and a 1/2, now, i refuse to speed on 65 or any road at the moment...

my heart was pounding, and shaking til 3pm the next day.....
 

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:-] Naah, that´s nothing - not last night but the night before, I raced this guy away from the lights; 100 mph - he overtook me at the next set of lights - I overtook him 120 mph - he cut inside and pulled in front, I chased after him only to see him get of his push-bike and walk up his garden path - doh! ;-)

Last night my brother did something really stupid - went out driving with a witch - put his hand on her knee and she turned into a lay-by! :-Y
 

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what the hell is a lay by, lol... nice job dude. I recently got a ticket, for speeding/racing/wreckless driving/ undue care for others... $300 dollar ticket. Instead of giving me all that the officer wrote it as my speedo being off, and speeding and other stuff, just so I wouldn´t loose my license but he could still ticket me... its weird how you get a 5 minutes lecture about the illegal activity then a 10 minute speach on how to pay for it. It´s a conspiracy I tell yah, lol.
 

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oohh, and the best part is, i talked to the cop who it might have been on sunday night when i was at work :-o ...hahahahaha.....

all weekend long we were talking about how i have never been pulled over for speeding.....lets just hope i don´t jynx it....

another day w/o a speeding ticket
 

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17-03-2003 at 17:36, BlackMx-3 wrote:
what the hell is a lay by, lol... nice job dude.
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A lay-by is a parking bay at the side of a major road. (How to ruin a joke?)

Hey-Ho, we really are two nations divided by a common language! :-?
 

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18-03-2003 at 12:27, Foxy wrote:
Hey-Ho, we really are two nations divided by a common language! :-?
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English folks are so proper, and us Americans are so lazy. ;-) :)
 

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My Gran came from Belfast, N. Ireland. She now lives in Texas she sounds very funny with a irish/texan accents. No one can say ya´ll or the word again like me gran.
 

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18-03-2003 at 23:40, James92Scort wrote:
English folks are so proper, and us Americans are so lazy. ;-) :)
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You obviously don´t know too many English people - they´re not all as proper as wot I am!! nor speak the Queen´s English like wot I does!! At least when you´re being "as common as muck" you sound good. "Shiver-me-timbers, Gordon Bennet, Gor Blimey, Stone-the-crows etc., etc.

´Ave a noyce die.´ ;-)
 

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:-? Right.
Juggernaut - can you please tell me why nothing happens when I click on the red X on your sig? Thanks.
 

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:-o red X? :-o

what pics are there? there should be a small pic of my Scort, and a Juggernaut banner beside it. oh, and nothing would happen because they´re just pics, i didn´t code them to be a link to anywhere.
 

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lol...man i thought i was the only one w/ speeding problems... the other night i took my car out to deliver crack and a cop pulled out behind me and flipped his lights on....well i didnt want him to search me so i floored it.. i was goin over a hill at about 115 and i went over hill and didnt hit the ground... well the cop couldnt fly like the escort did so i flew to the nearest airport and got landing clearance and the cop never found me...phew am i safe or what??
 

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OR what ? You are nuts! everyone knows Escorts don`t need clearance to land ! theyre just allowed to naturally fly low and if everyone else can`t get out of their way , then thats their problem and they had better duck fast! :) :-D :-]
 

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lol we should start a sub-club of all those who´ve made their Scorts go airborne! add me to that list! an all-day autocross, 400km, 5 hours, on back dirt / gravel roads, and i´m going about 80kph on a grid road coming up to a main junction. the thing was, the grid road was a couple feet lower in elevation, is sloped up quickly, then back down, and WHEEEE!!! holy 5h|7 that scared the fsck outta me and my co-driver! had to stop to make sure everything was there (and lose a bit of time :-? ) and the only thing that happened was my fog lights got pushed out of place and one of the bulbs burnt out. what a tank! oh, and as for my broken springs - i found out that it was due to rust, not wear and tear :-]
 

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19-03-2003 at 13:42, Juggernaut wrote:
:-o red X? :-o
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OK - panic over - red x gone, thumbnail pic back beside banner - glitch in system maybe? :-?
 

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19-03-2003 at 14:37, Beaverboy wrote:
way to pwn this thread Foxy... :)

Next time throw some 1337 5p34k in for good measure. :-]
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Got the leet speak but what´s pwn? :-?
 
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