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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pos_clunker, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. horty

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    I'd drive a yaris.....


    Peanut butter helps get rid of....
  2. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    that hungry feeling I get after not eating for several weeks.



    Lady Godiva is...
  3. Dutch

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    ...really fond of her horse.


    Kielbasa is useful for....
  4. Nihil

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    ... luring that family of gerbils out of my colon.

    How many licks does it take to get to ...
  5. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    get my nipples hard enough to poke through the shirt.


    When two people love each other, sometimes they kiss....
  6. Dutch

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    ...and sometimes they shag like rabbits. Yeah, baby! :D


    There's only two things I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and....
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    people who don't repsect Escorts!



    When I drive an Escort, I get this feeling of.....
  8. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    rough road and pot holes because I need new shocks, my tires have fallen off the rims, and I installed 200 15" subs in the back for pimp factor 11.

    When I'm rich and famous I'll...
  9. Dutch

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    ...finally be able to move out of my ex-girlfriend's double-wide. :lol:



    If more than one goose are geese....
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    ...does that mean that more than one moose are meese?

    If I could have any super power it would be...
  11. pos_clunker

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    the ability to pimp slap our democratically elected leaders anonymously through telekinesis.

    Speaking of double wide...
  12. Dutch

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    ...have you seen your ex's rear end lately?


    If I had a can of crushed pineapple, three bananas, and a salami, I'd make....
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    a snowman with banana ears, crushed pineapple hair and a salami nose. (I'd eat the 3rd banana and leave the peel on the ground for some unsuspecting person to find when they stop to appreciate my artwork.) :p

    Whenever I see a Honda, it makes me want to...
  14. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    eat brains to console myself that the person driving said Honda has no brains, and is thus useless to me.


    If I was a super hero, my power would be...
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    ... inexplicably cliched, and thus not worth mentioning.

    Side effects of this product may include ...
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    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    the google man popping random ads on your screen for unnecessary things.

    If I had to choose my favorite car, it would really be...
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    the one clowns climb out of at the circus.

    How many times do I have to tell you not to...
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    ...trust a woman half as far as you can spit a circus tiger when it comes to contraceptives????


    2 + 2 = .....
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    5... sometimes (actually, I heard mathimatically it's possible).

    The least likely thing in the world to ever happen is...

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