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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pos_clunker, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    picture all pixely and hard to see? Oh, that's just my dialup "enhancer" killing the quality of the picture so I can still be a part of this topic.


    The best night I had....
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    was when i got to watch chucky cheese perform live!



    quit milking the
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    pos_clunker Guest

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    cat.

    I like the ones with the...
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    96_2dr_panel FEOA Donator

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    huge BOOOOBS!


    When I'm feeling blue.....
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    ...I go lean on the fence and talk to the horses. Inside ten minutes, no matter how crummy a day I've had, I'm smiling. No kidding!



    If I were a rich man....
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    I'd buy a gold plated Escort GT with 48" spinners and a tornado in the intake and a 1000000000watt sound system to pump my sweet beats.


    Now if I actually saw an Escort GT in said condition.....
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    I'd steal it, scrape the gold plating off of it and mail it to one of those scrap gold things form the tv, sell the 48" spinners, intake tornado, and sound system to a ricer, and saw the rest up with a sawzall and throw it into the back of a pickup truck, from there Id take the sawed up remains to scrap yard and get even more money for that.

    I would then take the large amount of money from that criminal endeavor and buy your mom a...
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    Sybian.

    When the cops find out what happened, they would...
  9. MadBrad

    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    eat more donuts.






    And more donuts equals
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    a bigger ticket quota....so be prepared to get pulled over for anything so the cops can afford more donuts.


    Maybe the cops would eat less donuts if...
  11. MadBrad

    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    nobody speeds.







    I speed because
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    madmatt2024 FEOA Member

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    I like to contribute to the cops donut habit.

    The average cop will consume..
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    ...enough coffee in a lifetime to fill an Escort wagon 647 times.


    Nearly 93% of all statistics....
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    MadBrad BYO Plastic cutlery

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    bring you back to Ford Escort no matter which way you twist them.






    the other 7%
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    96_2dr_panel FEOA Donator

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    are somehow related to vaginas.


    I have the one professor....
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    who taught me everything I know about statistics, vagina's, and Escort wagons, on the other hand i have this other professor whose a wombat who rapes people.

    Can I borrow a stick of butter? I need it to....
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    get my head unstuck from between the railing poles at the mall.

    I always giggle like a ten year old girl when...
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    I make a ten year old girl giggle.






    Alright, who the hell
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    touched my monkey
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    Why do the clowns cry.....
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    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    when I play with myself?


    If I was a clown...

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