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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pos_clunker, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. Bogavonte

    Bogavonte Guest

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    they had numerous witch trials back when Maine was still part of Massachusetts in the 1690's? Nearly every person accused was convicted and burned...sounds like future Guantanamo to me.

    Most important thing to know about Maine is....
  2. Bogavonte

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    And Lynn said "damnitt UnexplodedCow! you ruined my line for Maine!" and then he took a wet noodle and beat UnexplodedCow senseless.

    Lynn went on in life to.....
  3. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    destroy Bogavonte's anus using nothing more than a pound of rotini.

    Seriously, though, I know a guy named Lynn, and he....
  4. Dutch

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    ...frolics in the "snow" (sniff, er..., snort), eats spam, and watches golden girls even in the summertime.


    Last night for dinner, I had...
  5. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    beans, and my girlfriend left me because of it. I'm so ronery.


    If I could be any celebrity woman, I would be...
  6. HairyDan

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    Yolanda, the magical pink unicorn weather girl who craps swiss cheese.
    [​IMG]

    My escort wagon is better than your Bugatti Veyron because...
  7. UnexplodedCow

    UnexplodedCow FEOA Member

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    as my friend says, we Escort owners are F'd up. That's why an Escort is better, because a Veyron is soooo...vanilla, and mass produced.


    The ugliest car ever is...
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    a Dodge Neon - not that it is the ugliest car - only when my ex wife's fat ass gets into it!!

    It hurts when I pee because....
  9. Bogavonte

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    I have a kidneystone the size of a grapefruit.


    Only time will tell....
  10. UnexplodedCow

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    if it burns when Batman pees, too...since he's Bruce Wayne: Playboy Millionaire, during the day.


    One time, when I peed....
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    It turned purple because I spent the previous afternoon drinking 5 3 liter bottle of grape Shasta I bought at the dollar tree (True Story)

    Purple pee can also be a sign of...
  12. fixitmattman

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    impeding extreme gayness.

    Beer.....
  13. HairyDan

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    is goooooooooood.

    All escort owners deserve free beer because...
  14. pos_clunker

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    they need something to console them for blowing their money on a bucket.

    You might be...
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    sad and depressed cause i have been 21 for a week now and still havent been able to touch a single beer! damn army and their gay rules and sh!t!


    the guy whom sneaks me in a beer is...
  16. Eak69

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    looking to get laid!!


    I had lost my golf ball.......
  17. fixitmattman

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    but I found it the next morning during my ritualistic dump.

    Moving out of home means...
  18. 96_2dr_panel

    96_2dr_panel FEOA Donator

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    having to pay bills and buy your own food.... but you get to do what you want when you want to. No one telling you when you can and can't masturbate.


    If I ever had a chance to drive a WRC escort i'd........
  19. UnexplodedCow

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    Make sure to make it a drag race, to prevent my untimely demise due to craptacular driving skills on WRC courses.

    If I were a hamburger....
  20. Dutch

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    ...I'd be this one:
    [​IMG]


    Why is the....

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