Some people just don't have the "spider sense" that goes off like a battleship's deck gun when outrageously ficticious claims are made.. whether it be a carpet cleaning solution that can remove anything yet leave the carpet unhurt.. a car wax that can deflect highpowered laserbeams yet let light shine through.. an oil treatment that lets you drive around without oil.. a machine that processes nuclear waste into pure water.. an 'under the counter 'pill that will enlarge your penis.. a cologne that will make women fawn all over you.. a free anything..