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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Yoda, Feb 14, 2005.

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  1. Yoda

    Yoda FEOA Member

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    Folks, I haven't been fairly active on here today, actually this is pretty much the only time I've been here except for a few minutes earlier today.

    What I have come back to is very shocking. Voting for Car of the Month is extremely close. Now, no disrespect to anybody running; Popsicle I nominated, Martin has a great car, 91sleeper, just as impressive, and finally EXPIOWA, a very, very rare Escort in great shape.

    But, I can't help but think, how somebody could pick any of these wonderful cars over what is now commonly known as "Sex on Wheels", proudly owned by none other than our local highanddry.

    Not only is this car beautiful and deserving of the crown, but high has lead us into many battles, none successful, but that's not the point. He has touched all of our lives in one way or the other. I'm sure high has either started a thread abusing you, abused you in a thread currently active. Maybe, if you're lucky he's started a thread praising you or even helped you out with your car.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is, VOTE HIGHANDDRY!! HE'LL MAKE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE.
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    or we could all stop entertaining the fact that he's overzealous and keep this voting realistic.

    Sorry high, but I'd rather not have a car like yours even nominated, let alone win the COTM. This was set up to be seriously done, so we could have something to admire for a month.

    But now it's just a joke.


    and before you say my inner britney blah blah. Don't.
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    GTScort New Member

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    A VOTE FOR HIGH IS A VOTE FOR CHANGE.

    If I win, my lieges and I will implement the following, effective immediately:

    1. 96EscortLX will be castrated, forced to east his own testicles and buried alive
    2. Chocolate milk will be piped through the drinking fountains at school
    3. Every person who voted for me will receive an authorized FEOA.net ban stick
    4. Taxation will be abolished
    5. The FEOA word filter will be repealed
    6. Naked dancing girls will be available free, via live webcast, 24/7
    7. Gasoline will be free
    8. Friction will be outlawed
    9. Yoda will be awarded a ten movie deal for his "Fun on The Farm" series
    10. Dirty, white, wrinkly t-shirts will be distributed to all FEOA members.
    11. James will be forced to drive a Ford Escort LX

    Thanks for your support.
  5. James92Scort

    James92Scort Guest

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    you were in my house and I still gave you the slip, exactly how are you going to make me drive anything?

    but... give me 16 grand to pay off the car and buy a cheaper one, and I'll get a different car.


    ... and eg hatch. haha
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    lipski1 FEOA Member

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    ^^^Upset I am not named, I am the first Knight and all, but it is the will of the king.


    Highanddry's escort may not be the best looking but it does show that our cars will live up to their names, His car is a testament to the driveability, affordability, and overall strong will of our cars.His car has survived the harshest winters, towed unbelievable weight, and even survived a freak accident. His car is a testament to what makes this site what it is A FORD ESCORT OWNERS ASSOCIATION!!! Whether you agree or not, my statements are true and valid, May the best man or KING win.



    SIR LIPSKI1
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    GTScort New Member

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    PREACH ON BROTHER!
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    lipski1 FEOA Member

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    I have dubbed you my squire Gt, may you arrise and train to become a loyal servant to the KING.




    highanddry and I,SIR LIPSKI1 Thank you
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    Juggernaut Guest

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    Quoted for emphasis.
  10. GTScort

    GTScort New Member

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    whoa highanddry, you failed to mention anything about your little cult following here.

    :!:

    I'm impressed :p
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    96EscortLX New Member

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    This is going nowhere... can someone please just delete this... I have put enough time and effort into COTM, I don't need all this BS on top of it. I am trying to do school, work, 2 community service placements, keep in shape for my course, do my homework, and then all this. If all this keeps up, someone else can look over COTM.l
  12. Yoda

    Yoda FEOA Member

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    I'm out for tonight folks. This is getting childish. I have anatomy and physics midterms the next 2 days.

    *Kicks 96 in the gluteus maximus*
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