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Terse comment from my partner Jennifer as I straigthen out after brilliantly apexing yet another freeway on-ramp:

"You know, that´s not what they mean by finding your girlfriend´s G-spot"
 

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See, the problem with the Escort, for me at least, is that the fiancé got used to riding in my Mustang GT, and then now the Escort. She liked the torque of the 5.0, and the straight line smokey burn outs...

Now she doesn´t quite appreciate the handling prowess and high winding capabililty of the Escort. She is impressed with it, but to her it is slow, and gutless... Then she gets in her Topaz...


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I hate motorcycles.


Everytime I´m out driving in my car, there´s always one buzzing around, trying to annoy me, tailgating, etc. Maybe they think they´re invincible, but it just ruins a perfectly good drive when one´s stuck behind my car in traffic.

Blah!
 

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that is where the rear squirter come into play.....

....aim....aim....fire 1 !
 

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Well, Infini_IV, at least you didn´t have what happened to me happen to you. Back in the day when i was driving a Geo Metro, i used to drive like a crazy fool...literally, i got three tickets in that car, and this motorcyclist took it upon himself to annoy the hell out of me. As we hit 70 over the bridge going into my hometown, he decided to pass on the shoulder and then cut infront of the car i was passing on the left, making it seem like i just cut him off, he then proceeded to tail me into a parking lot where he threatened to kill me, also telling me that cops don´t mess with him and that he could shoot me, etc. after i told him "you probably could," he went through the Arby´s drive thru where i WAS going, as well. But instead i parked in the next lot over and went inside to talk to the manager, who i knew. She then called the cops and had him arrested, it was quite funny
Apparently he´s not as invincible as he thought. This is the reason i hate motorcyclist´s as well.

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What more could you ask than a crotch rocket? You got 181hp (R1) between your legs and a girl strapped on your back. I mean, seriously, it doesn’t get much better than that.
 

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Once again, you're a post whore!

Are you trying to compete with our newest post whore? :lol:
 
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