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Thanx for the approval of coolness. I found it to be pretty funny

we have too many vehicles at our home: truck and truck camper, ´88 camry, ´88 hyundai excel (lol pos car), and my scort, but we only have a 2 car garage, and the camper is blocking one side. solution: park the excel in the middle of the driveway so i can still get out of the garage, and park the camry behind the camper. the truck´s little used so it´s parked on the street far away. problem to the solution: i backed out the other day not remembering the excel was in the driveway, and had a slow moving rear-ender Scort to excel! but my rear Scort ´armor´ shook it alllll off without even a ding. now all i need is a cannon turret...lol the poor little excel

A little over a year ago my buddy got his 88GT out and went all through the brakes, put in a new motor,threw on some new tires,then he pressure washed the whole thing.It lookes sweet until he got the bright idea to take it for a spin to dry it off.It had no tabs cause it hadden´t been driven in a couple of years so he figured he´d keep it in the complex.So he goes flyin by doin like 70 and hit the brakes, which were brand new and wet from the pressure washing, and they didn´t even slow him down! He goes off the end of the road and rolled it twice coming to rest with the floor pan up against a tree.The car was totalled and we still flip him crap about it cause we had to recover his car, So every body knew how and where it happened.At least it was private property, and we worked for a towing company so all he really lost was his pride, and his car.