I abducted an alien once.
Bastard parked his UFO right in front of my driveway early one morning, and I couldn´t get to work. So I waited until he came back, then I grabbed him and threw him in the trunk of my car. Drove him around on some bumpy roads, then dumped him back in front of his space ship (which turned out to be a Delorian...go figure). Haven´t seen him since. I wonder how he´s doing.