The person blow me is your girlfriend.
Go to Google and enter the following phrase: Google Chuck Norris
Click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
Let us know what you find.
Breakfast Club FTW!
How can that be? I don't have a girlfriend. All I have is two dogs... 8O
My oil dripping light came on yesterday but for some strange reason the oil stopped dripping about the time it did.
You know you're getting old when you remember Ford inventing the assembly line.
I'm still waiting for the 1/2 cylinder engines.
She can't examine you while you do it? You need to find yourself a nurse who can... and has bigger breasts.
How bad could it be?
The bus doesn't discriminate.
A few questions...
Is it really cheating if Ciento willfully did a poor job of caring for the relationship despite knowing full well the likely...
Require IQ tests to drive?
^Sure, but how would it look after Brad paints it?
That's dirty. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Go wash your hands and stop playing with things you find in the gutter.
What's worse, dividing by zero or purposely creating an infinite loop? :P
That sounds like something straight out of Jerry Springer.
Herbs... and no it's not why you think it is. :P
Umm... there should never be grass on the field. Shaved and waxed like any good car is the only way to go unless you like carpet burn.
5 hours of sleep and you woke up at 10:05am? Damn, that must have been some party!
It was so perfect it almost looked like it was intentional... as if a cry out for help. I'm kidding. Okay, I'll stop clowning on him now. There's...
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