Joined: Mar 30, 2009 Posts: 998 Location: Tacoma, Wa
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:01 pm Post subject:
*face palm*
really juggalo, yes those are called amphibious vehicles, Neuman was making a funny point, you obviously didn't get it
Jesus turned water into wine, and walked on water, now it make sense better?
sarcasm is great when detected for it's intended purpose
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91 blue EGT motor done broken in and very quick, getting 33ish mpg needs a slight tune.
92 black EGT, crunchy trans, averaged 35 mpg with my semi heavy foot
92 red scorty LX style, fully rebuilt motor, broken in, runs awesome!
Escort92Man
Joined: Mar 30, 2009 Posts: 998 Location: Tacoma, Wa
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:03 pm Post subject:
neuspeedescort wrote:
PEEWEE91 wrote:
sedanman wrote:
a late 90's chrysler four cylinder, break down? no. nevar.
jesus drove one
oh it was broke down. he just made is run on wine and drive over water!
NEUMAN
now I say, good one ha ha!
_________________ Joel's the name, Escort fan to the MAX...
91 blue EGT motor done broken in and very quick, getting 33ish mpg needs a slight tune.
92 black EGT, crunchy trans, averaged 35 mpg with my semi heavy foot
92 red scorty LX style, fully rebuilt motor, broken in, runs awesome!
Cymmantix Paying Member
Joined: Dec 15, 2004 Posts: 5046 Location: NJ
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:15 am Post subject:
Dubcaps, that's great.
I used to live a few blocks away from a guy with a late '90s Cavy that had twin fart cannons, but no rear bumper (or any other mods to speak of). Also, he didn't bother to properly hang the exhaust, so the twin cannons drooped down to about 2 inches from the pavement. Unfortunately I never did get a pic.
Joined: Jun 04, 2009 Posts: 2621 Location: N. Illinios
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:29 pm Post subject:
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive a car, let alone work on one!
Treeps
Joined: Oct 18, 2009 Posts: 182 Location: st.catharines, ontario
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:39 pm Post subject:
haha yeah eh, like those kids that throw those huge tanning bed spoilers on theyre civic hatchbacks me and my old man were driving to sherkston shores (cottage) and there was a civic hatch with one of those spoilers so we instantly broke out in laughter, pointing at the guy and the whole bit, so what happened next? he TRIED to take off really fast, and the spoiler blew right off the hatch and clanged down the road for like a 1/4 mile!!! we almost had to pull over to laugh. honestly, the most ricer thing ive ever seen to date.
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91 Escort GT - parting out my first love
95 Escort GT - lots of work being done, learning along the way.
-Custom C.A.I
-Painted Valve Cover
-NGK Racing Wires
-Full Kick-Azz Sound System
-Nice Rota Rims On Ecsta Supra Rubber
-Brand New Calipers And Drilled Rotors
-Tonnes Of Interior Mods And Paint, Tenzo-R Racing Seats
-Short Shifter
madmatt2024
Joined: Nov 03, 2005 Posts: 4986 Location: Upstate N.Y.
I don't jerry rig, I make custom parts out of alternative materials
pos_clunker wrote:
You married a woman who doesn't like guns?!? What's wrong with you.
Treeps
Joined: Oct 18, 2009 Posts: 182 Location: st.catharines, ontario
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject:
HAHAHAHA YES!! turn that car into a red civic hatch, and the spoiler into and aluminum tanning bed and thats EXACTLY what happened!!!! ahh, brings back memories now if i were buddy behind that eclipse id be getting out, picking up that stuipid thing, and spoiler-f@uckin him in the face with it. THEN check the damage to my bumper
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91 Escort GT - parting out my first love
95 Escort GT - lots of work being done, learning along the way.
-Custom C.A.I
-Painted Valve Cover
-NGK Racing Wires
-Full Kick-Azz Sound System
-Nice Rota Rims On Ecsta Supra Rubber
-Brand New Calipers And Drilled Rotors
-Tonnes Of Interior Mods And Paint, Tenzo-R Racing Seats
-Short Shifter
LOWETGT
Joined: Jun 04, 2009 Posts: 2621 Location: N. Illinios
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:48 pm Post subject:
Better yet! Run over it back and forth several times so he can fit it in the car. Think, they spend $300+ on a wing when they could get even more sweet hood scoops and decals!
racethisescort89
Joined: Oct 28, 2008 Posts: 1679 Location: Brampton Ontario canada
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:59 pm Post subject:
ive seen a 92 chevy blazer purple with a WING in the center of the roof going down the road 10 mins from my place once!
Joined: Oct 18, 2009 Posts: 182 Location: st.catharines, ontario
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:02 pm Post subject:
dude, u live in brampton, arent u used to that sh1t?? lmao u must know what im talking about with all the ricers there haha
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91 Escort GT - parting out my first love
95 Escort GT - lots of work being done, learning along the way.
-Custom C.A.I
-Painted Valve Cover
-NGK Racing Wires
-Full Kick-Azz Sound System
-Nice Rota Rims On Ecsta Supra Rubber
-Brand New Calipers And Drilled Rotors
-Tonnes Of Interior Mods And Paint, Tenzo-R Racing Seats
-Short Shifter
1Loud92LX
Joined: Nov 22, 2008 Posts: 339 Location: Schelocta, PA
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:27 pm Post subject:
sedanman wrote:
a late 90's chrysler four cylinder, break down? no. nevar.
mayeb not the motors but the trannies sure suck A$$
racethisescort89
Joined: Oct 28, 2008 Posts: 1679 Location: Brampton Ontario canada
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:39 am Post subject:
ya Brampton is fully of brown people.. all they do it " modify" there cars speaking of which
this reminds me of the time i was drving my lx
i saw a brown dude driving an integra, now this was no normal integ. it had about a 2foot gaping casm in the front end with what looked to be a SUPER FAIL attempt to mold mercedes headlights into a integra front end. to make it easy. picture a new jaguar them big grilles they got on them. well that on a integra with mercede's headlights barely hanging on.
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me and my old man were driving to sherkston shores (cottage) and there was a civic hatch with one of those spoilers so we instantly broke out in laughter, pointing at the guy and the whole bit, so what happened next? he TRIED to take off really fast, and the spoiler blew right off the hatch and clanged down the road for like a 1/4 mile!!! we almost had to pull over to laugh. honestly, the most ricer thing ive ever seen to date.
now if i were buddy behind that eclipse id be getting out, picking up that stuipid thing, and spoiler-f@uckin him in the face with it. THEN check the damage to my bumper
